Pay attention to who the seller is.

Pay attention to who the seller is.

Wizard schools are totally regional, man. Big educational catchment area. Magical bureaucracies worked that shit out ages ago.

I had no idea she could sing like that.

When I had it done:

I used to crave dirt, until one day I was given the opportunity to completely cover myself in wet soil (don't ask). Unfortunately, this soil was full of all kinds of minerals and who knows what else, and it gave me and the other people covered in it (again, don't ask) a ton of hives for days afterwards. Now my dirt…