Don’t need a pilot light for a still.

Same with water heaters a furnaces.

Anybody else remember a soda sold in the mid 60's called Pommac?

“For somebody like me who lives in a cloud of perpetual dust, the best part of the Pixel Fold’s design is that it shuts almost completely closed, with only a small gap around the hinge.”

I used to drink iced green tea also. And it is very tasty. But then I realized that my kidneys didn’t like it. I would pee about 5 times more than I drank. It’s worse than beer.

So, how many have you-all lived in? My count is 5.

I can add one. If your furnace starts with a WHOOF!! Especially if the walls around it shudder. Or if the pilot light keeps blowing out (well, this part is for old ones. Newer ones have an electronic igniter). Better get the heat exchanger checked TODAY! It might be cracked. Leaking carbon monoxide into your home.…

Oh, I don’t really know if I want to get rid of it. It is a bit of a conversation piece. And we had to give our guys away 2 years ago. So it’s kind of a pleasant reminder of them.

If it was up to me, we would pay all our bills online. But my wife doesn’t want the debit card number all over. So, we pay the bills that accept it through the electronic bill paying service at Walmart. For the few that don’t, we get money orders at the post office. Fill out and mail them there.

Maybe they are getting ready to orcastrate an Orcatober surprise? Maybe an Orcatoberfest?

This is all great advice. But none of them are going to touch this stain on our driveway.

We always get the extended warranty on most things. We’ve gotten two microwaves that died paid for with them. There was something else also, but right now I can't remember what it was (senior moment).

The moon landings not happening is the one I have to put up with. My wife is convinced that they never happened. All faked in a sound stage. I quit trying to convince her otherwise years ago. The fact that so many people were involved, and to date no one has blown the whistle on the coverup doesn't make a bit of…

I’ll get one now and then. My wife can only eat it the first day. After that, her IBS won’t allow it. So after we eat the legs and thighs, I’ll pull off the breasts and put the carcass and leg bones and skins in a pot. Along with spices and about 1/2 a sliced sweet onion. And let cook for awhile. Then strain and pick…

Pele isn’t happy.

The (suggested) fact that we have been recovering crashed or shot down alien craft for at least 50 years, doesn't say much for the intelligence of the aliens.

Oh. Dummy me. I got about 2/3 through this before I realized that it was not about Beyoncé.

Yeah, they probably do know what they are talking about. That doesn't mean that it will make any sense to anyone else.

That reminds me of a lady I used to work with. She and her husband set up a booth at a local swap meet every weekend. Somehow she acquired a box of new, colored tee shirts. She hung some up, priced at something like $5 each. Didn’t sell a one. She was sitting there thinking, and got an idea. She took scissors and cut…

Amen! This is pretty much what I was thinking also. Just didn’t have time to decide what to say.