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Maybe they are getting ready to orcastrate an Orcatober surprise? Maybe an Orcatoberfest?

This is all great advice. But none of them are going to touch this stain on our driveway.

We always get the extended warranty on most things. We’ve gotten two microwaves that died paid for with them. There was something else also, but right now I can't remember what it was (senior moment).

The moon landings not happening is the one I have to put up with. My wife is convinced that they never happened. All faked in a sound stage. I quit trying to convince her otherwise years ago. The fact that so many people were involved, and to date no one has blown the whistle on the coverup doesn't make a bit of

I’ll get one now and then. My wife can only eat it the first day. After that, her IBS won’t allow it. So after we eat the legs and thighs, I’ll pull off the breasts and put the carcass and leg bones and skins in a pot. Along with spices and about 1/2 a sliced sweet onion. And let cook for awhile. Then strain and pick

Pele isn’t happy.

The (suggested) fact that we have been recovering crashed or shot down alien craft for at least 50 years, doesn't say much for the intelligence of the aliens.

Oh. Dummy me. I got about 2/3 through this before I realized that it was not about Beyoncé.

Yeah, they probably do know what they are talking about. That doesn't mean that it will make any sense to anyone else.

That reminds me of a lady I used to work with. She and her husband set up a booth at a local swap meet every weekend. Somehow she acquired a box of new, colored tee shirts. She hung some up, priced at something like $5 each. Didn’t sell a one. She was sitting there thinking, and got an idea. She took scissors and cut

Amen! This is pretty much what I was thinking also. Just didn’t have time to decide what to say.

Don’t forget at the bar. We used to quite often go to a popular country bar here. Jager bombs and Red Bull & vodka we’re very good sellers.

Woah! Not at all what I would have guessed.

Brave on my Pixel 6 went right to it.

Oh, I wouldn’t say it’s a weakness. It would just be nice if, while using one,  when you slid the cursor past the screen edge, the screen would switch to the other computer. Just a thought.

Mouse without boarders would be perfect if it worked like Remote Desktop, connecting to a remote machine.

Called parenting.

A well-sealed tank will last you a few seasons, but a metal tank that hasn’t been coated won’t be a permanent installation.”

Yeah, I’ll say! We were keeping our horses at someone’s field once long ago. We didn’t know much about the other horses. We went out to worm our two. My wife went to catch Ebony, her horse, and I went after our mini, Nikki. She was on the other side of a horse named Reno. I came up beside her, patted her left hip and

Fix it yourself. Especially if it is an older one with no computer brain. They are really not that complicated. If you have basic tools (screwdrivers, pliers, socket wrenches) and know how to use them, you will have no trouble. If the agitator has stopped, it is probably the dogs. Small toothed pieces of plastic