Tornado coming right at you? Jump in the closet. Curl up in a ball, and kiss your ass goodbye.

We are going through this now. In November, we had to put our little min-pon down. She was at least 18. We had her 14 years, and we were told that she was 4 when we got her. The last year at least, she was totally blind. I started calling her Pinball, since she was bouncing off everything. We Also were going through 7…

I’m past the age of needing to buy high priced imported goods. Even if it does have a cute jar. Where I live, this stuff is about $5.70 for a 13oz jar. Great Value Natural Fruit Spreads (that have fewer ingredients) are less than $2.00, and they taste great. I do like nice jars, though. I like to use old canning jar…

There used to be a home repair show on one of our local radio stations. Every once in a while, they had a home inspector come on the show. Some of the stories he told were great. Like the time he found a (not small) boat in the crawl space of a house. Several times finding drug stashs.

Oh, Beth. You missed the most important saying about a wringer washer.

Oh. When you said”Weird” I was thinking...ah... another kind of weird. And 13 ways? I could only imagine 2 or 3. Must be really weird.

I remember reading once, that anywhere you are in the US, you are within 30 miles of a buried treasure. Skip to about the midway point of this video.

Would have been nice if you included the pronunciation of Grognard. My name is spelled similar. So I get this all the time. It is Gro-nyar. Not Grog-nard

Best thing I’ve found to do if a bright car headlight is coming towards me, is hold up my left hand at arms length, fingers flattened, held pointing right, to block it. It normally does not block enough of my view to matter.

Ah. Your pans are just yung-uns. Mine are about 90. One was a wedding present to my Mom from her Mom.

Well, if you want something truly self driving, there is always Horse.

Rent prices go down? Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahaha!

Yes, your wife will probably not appreciate a campfire in the kitchen.

I don’t care that much anymore about the caffeine. At my age if makes my heart beat weird if I drink too much. I go for taste now. The best I’ve found is with one of these. But you need to find a vintage one that has Made in the USA on the bottom. You can get new ones made in China. But don’t bother.

“your standard 76x80 inch King, or even the slightly larger California King, which measures 72x84.”

I’ve been using this one for many years. Always as accurate as I need. I don’t think a super accurate forecast for rain or storms will work too good here. I live in Springfield MO. Something about the terrain here. Storms have a tendance to split and go around the city. I can’t count the times that I’ve watched storms…

I live in the Ozarks. Prime trucking's home base. They did a large study of these verses duals. I don't know what they found, but all of their rigs now have these now.

I have a Pixel 6, updated to Android 13. There is no option for Clear calling at Settings > Sound & vibration > Clear calling.

My favorite is to take about 3/4 cup tropical fruit and nuts trail mix, put in a microwave safe cup. Cover with water. Heat to just barely boiling. Cover this and let it sit while cooking the oatmeal. Put a bit of cinnamon, a pat of butter, a small drizzle of vanilla and a good glug of maple syrup in the oatmeal while…

Not A single one I’m interested in. Oh, well.