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When I was a kid, our next door neighbor lady was a proper southern lady. Her name was Ima June. I found out sometime or other, that her maiden name was Bugg.

First thing I do with a new shower head, is rip out that stupid flow restrictor!!

Probably not a good idea to sit at your desk without a shirt on, also.

My first thought, was what kind of horse trailer are we talking about.

No. I got one from Burger King when they added it to the current 2 for $6 deal. And they are cooked on the same grill machine as the regular Whopper. So it does pick up some of the meat juices. Still didn’t taste like beef. As I said, it was ok. Had a good flavor. But not what I would call “just like beef.” YMMV. If…

No, Impossible burgers do not taste exactly like meat. They are not bad. Just different.

Ford said “Just the tip.”

The SciFi channel did a TV movie in 1993, called Official Denial. Of course, the acting isn’t the greatest, but it has an interesting twist to who the aliens are, and why they are here. And, it had Erin Gray in it. She was always nice to watch back then. It's available on YouTube.

My wife keeps an original iPhone that we inherited from my Dad by her side of the bed. She only uses it to check the weather. It's on airplane mode, and connected to WiFi. She hates smart phones. Won't have one. She uses a cheap flip phone.

The problem we have had with heirloom cherry tomatoes, is that they split open just before they ripen. This year, we bought a hybrid verity. Not a problem with splitting so far. They are not quite as tasty. But not bad. A bit more tart, I guess.

This joke goes back to the 60's. It looks like it just may come true!

The vast majority of them will die of starvation, be eaten by predators, or move off to other areas before they mature enough to start singing. Still, if only 50 or so stay around to mating age, it could be rather noisy in a couple of years.

I didn’t say, or think, that there is no other life out there. Just that I feel that when the time is right, we will meet them. Just not yet. We have too many problems.

I just figure that given the time scale of the universe, we just aren’t ready to meet our neighbors yet. We just moved in. Haven't even started cutting the tape on the boxes. 

Well, in my case, it works better if I DO swallow the pill with water. Take a couple of swallows first, pop in the pill, take a mouth full of water and swallow. Make sure the pill is as far back as it will go first. For multivitamin, easier with food. Usually take it while eating breakfast.

As we used to say, get under your desk, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye.

Ooo. That's a good idea. Thanks.

Have you ever noticed all the warnings on the huge sticker on a ladder? That is because everyone of those things, is because of a lawsuit. I used to know a man (he is now dead) that worked for a company that did ladder repair. He told me of a case where a man had put his ladder against his barn to do some repairs. He…

There is an easier way to have a warm biscuit than going to all this trouble for only 4 (or 5 if you regroup the cut off bits).