Man, did you blow it for Arkansas. Nothing about Cristal Bridges? One of the finest museums in the country.

A little color makes things better.

No. They call it a Star Chaser.

The sheriff's department here has equipped some cars with a port in front that launches a sticky dart with a gps tracker in it. They get close enough to fire the dart, then back off. Then track the vehicle.

If someone is going to come over unexpected to our house, they just better be ready for a messy house. We are getting too old for all this “hurry up it’s gotta be clean” BS. You don’t like our messy house?  Don’t come over uninvited.

I sure hope that chase car was not as close as it looks. If he had lost it, they would be on top of him before they could even react.

“Can we PLEASE come over for dinner? We don’t eat much.”

They can get pretty good size too. This one from our pond of is about 20 years old.

Someone told me once, about coming up behind a car on the interstate. It was going a bit slow, and weaving some. The silhouette of the driver also looked a bit odd. So, when they passed them, he glanced over at the driver. There was a bare ass and legs wrapped around his head. He & his lady were 69ing.

While I agree that you SHOULD change your oil regularly, I used to work with a guy that had a small car (right now I don’t remember if it was a Datsun or a Toyota). He had driven it since it was new. It had at least 100,000 miles on it. He had never changed the oil. Topped it off when it needed it. Just kept on…

I wonder if the music they had playing in the car at the time was Jose Fellationo.

Not so much what was found in a truck. But cute anyway. I used to work with a “Good O'l Country Boy.” He told me about going to a friend’s house way out in the boonies, and drinking way late while watching monster movies. He had left the windows down in his truck. So, on the way home, he suddenly feels something wet…

5 of our favorite OLD school games.

Strange to see a car guy jump starting a car wrong. NEVER connect both leads directly to both batteries!! Go positive on good battery to positive on bad battery. Negative on good battery to GROUND (some bare metal part) on dead vehicle! That last connection always sparks. If there is any gas venting from that battery,…

Well, maybe now we can get some more street views of the Buffalo River.

Don’t forget that wireless cable boxes are also on wifi. The cable box to our bedroom TV is literally 2 feet from the wifi/access point. Just on the other side of a wood stud and drywall wall. It would regularly loose connection. Ran an Ethernet cable to it. No more problem.

Come to think of it. All the stores around here have changed the name of the Express lane to Self Checkout.

I’ve always thought that the sign should read “All you can carry” instead of "12 items or less."

I had a pet rock back when that was a (stupid) thing. I had found this little rock that looked like a turtles head. I made a little pouch for it out of cow hide. Kept it on my belt. Drove some of the snooty guys at school crazy. They just couldn’t get the joke.

There is a very simple way to keep squirrels out of the bird feeders. Place the bird seed you were going to put in the feeder, in a zip lock bag. Add a table spoon or two of cayenne pepper. Shake to thoroughly mix. Now put it in the feeder. Birds can not taste it, so it will not bother them. After all of them have had…