She is a quite stunning looking young lady. And I do appreciate her talent. But with that top, she better keep her arms below her head. 

I keep a few on our back porch where they come in very handy when one of or Chihuahuas finds a Garter snake. Catch it by the tail, pop it in a mesh bag and take it down the street to the big vacant lot. I could just carry it down there in my hand, as they are harmless. But then it will poop all over my hand. That…

Several of these can be seen other places besides Disney+. I’ve seen most of them other places for free. Vimeo or YouTube, probably.

You didn’t say anything about the two things that my brother told me about when he and his wife used to work in restaurants. First, the “house wine”. This was usually a cheap gallon bottle wine, sold by the glass, for an outrageous price. Second, having an expensive item on the menu, but using a different item. His…

I will be very surprised if Putin is still alive in a year to claim it.

What about the plate you took into the other room to eat dinner while watching TV? It might have been sitting on your nasty lap. EEEWWW!! Oh! And don't ever put your travel mug on the counter. It's been on your desk at work, and in you back pack. Or in the cup holder in your car. What could be grosser than those…

My wife and I will both be 70 this year. I think we are long past trying to look younger. Doesn’t matter what we do. We are getting old. Just like everyone else will. Accept the fact that you are going to get old. Live with it.

No kidding. I had to file an amended return last year. They got it June 8th 2021. It still has not been processed.

One thing you have not addressed. We have 4 little dogs. How do any of these stand up to constant dog pee. And poop. We'll, the three Chihuahua's love them lawn mints. But still, there is poop.

Does anyone else have trouble with the comments not showing up? Sometimes I have to hit the comment numbers listing at the top of the article several times, and refresh the screen a couple of times, until the icons all show up under this line. Then the comments appear at the bottom.

I've been thinking about this for a couple of days now, and I've decided that there is only one really good way to eliminate the poop smell in the bathroom. We all need to go back to using outhouses.

Her problem with public toilets, is she just doesn't want to SIT on them. She just doesn't eat anything within 3 or 4 hours of going anywhere. And eating out... It better be within a very short distance to home.

Yes, you’re right, if course. I was half joking. My lovely wife of 49 years has IBS. Poor lady. She goes so often most days, there just isn’t much if any way to cover it. Spaying air freshener helps, but doesn’t cover.

Don't know about other places, but in our city, everything before the meter belongs to the City. Between the meter and the house is the landowners. The weather head on the power line is also the landowners. As is the entire lateral line of the sewer.

Just get married. Then it don't matter if you stink it up or not.

We sometimes make hotdogs rolled in crescent roll dough. With cheese inside, and rolled in parmesan cheese before baking.

I didn't have.. sex with that woman.

I suppose now, in that area, parents will be wiggling a finger in kids tummies and saying " fecal, fecal, fecal!"

I’ve tried a mouth guard. Worked ok. But I have several missing teeth. So it put a lot of pressure on the top front teeth. Which pulled them in. Also made my jaws soar for the first few hours each day.

My ex-girlfriend, from the early 70's, just before I got together with my soon to be wife, had one just like this. At one time, it needed an overhaul. Her Dad did it. When done, he had a few bolts, and a spring left over. Everything worked just fine. Sure miss that car. Oh, and her Dad too. Cool guy. He was an…