If your dog eats something it shouldn’t, and you need to make it throw up, use hydrogen peroxide. Works great.

When I was a teen, around 1968, I came home after everyone had gone to bed. I took off my jacket & layed it down on a chair. Got something to eat, then picked up my jacket, went upstairs & went to bed. Didn’t know my lid (is that what you still call it? I quit smoking in about 1978) fell out of my pocket. The next…

Yes, but the $550 I save by not buying one can go even farther. 

Yes, but the $550 I save by not buying one can go even farther. 

There is another thing no one has touched on. There would be massive amounts of kinetic energy involved. From orbit to ground, think of the difference in speed. When rematerialized, you would still be traveling at orbital speed. 

What is the last thing that goes through a bugs brain when it hits your windshield? His ass.

We used to have a 01 Ford Escort ZX2. The air conditioner quit. Mechanic told us $500, if you could find a good Relay box. This was a known defect in them. So, I did internet research. Found a step by step to replace the faulty (small) relay. Cost of part? Less than $10. When I told the mechanic about it,  in case he…

I would just add two things. A layer of the dough on the bottom.  And bacon! It needs bacon! 

advice on how to make a good trip.

I’m not much of a racing fan. Just don’t have the time. Not because I don’t like it. So, I gotta ask. How often do these guys hit a bird, fox, or deer? Any pictures of the damage from such?

Try soaking chops in a bit of soy sauce, with a sprinkle of sesame oil, and garlic salt. Only takes about a 10 minute soak. Then cook on the BBQ grill. Cook 3-5 minutes, rotate 180 deg. cook 3-5 minutes. Flip. cook 3-5 minutes. Rotate 180 deg, & cook 3-5 minutes more. Wonderful. This soak also works wonders with steak…

Oh, to think of all the baseball cards I did this to back in the ‘50's Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle....Wish I had’em now.

Don’t have time to read all the comments. But somebody has to do this.

“chuck steak instead of rib-eye”

Dosen’t matter.

Yes, that is the world view today. Me, me, me. But that is wrong, wrong, wrong!

Yup. But there is a big difference between the way a man thinks (or hears things), and the way a woman thinks (or hears things).

Many years ago, when we were young and poor, I learned a good lesson from our landlord. He was a well to do lawyer, with a good practice. He owned at that time, about 20 rental homes. I was at his home paying our slightly late rent one Saturday. He was cleaning his rather large pool. I apologized for being late with…

Copper lined? Best not to drink any fruit juice out of it.

Copper lined? Best not to drink any fruit juice out of it.

Garbage in, garbage out.

If you ever get a Hurts Donut shop, they are about the closest thing to a Mom-&-Pop shop I’ve seen. A bit pricey, though. BTW, they started here in Springfield Missouri, and got the name from a naming contest. If you don’t get the name, it’s from a kid thing. You come up to someone, and say “would you like a hurts…