I always do this while doing float trips on the Ozarks creeks & rivers. Cleaned up many leftovers from stupid peoples gravel bar beer party’s. While floating on the Buffalo once, I was a short way behind some 20 somethings. One threw an empty can into the woods. I yelled at him that I was tired of picking up his…

My wife absolutely refuses to eat chip crumbs. Me, I don’t care. The little bits taste just like the big bits. But, she does put them on soup. So they don’t go to waste. Well, not into the trash. To our wastes, yeah.

Nah. This is the best hoodie I’ve ever had. And it’s doesn’t look yuppyfied.

Nah. This is the best hoodie I’ve ever had. And it’s doesn’t look yuppyfied.

I’ve heard that Wood walked in on Wagner & Walken in a compromising position.

Also, try a combo of equal amounts of honey, and fresh lemon juice, with as much cayenne pepper as you can stand.

For some kids, step one would be massive amounts of Duck Tape.

That horse has had some work done before they got her in the round pen with the trainer. At the beginning, they showed them bringing her in from the wild on a rope. A truly wild horse is not going be haltered & ponied along with a rider.

Our old top loader Whirlpool started walking around. So I had to do an overhaul on it. Really not too hard, but when I got the inner tub out.... OMG!!! You can not believe all of the lint, gunk, and filth that was built up around the top of the outer tub! I’m sorry to tell you this, but no amount of bleach is gonna…

We have an ‘83 Suzuki FA-50 we bought new. Still runs like a champ. Only real maintenance it has needed was a spark plug now & then, and the exhaust port cleaned when it starts loosing power. We would love to find a match for it, if local. But no luck so far.

If you’ve never had poached chicken before, you might be suspicious of what’s on your plate—Don’t worry. It tastes just like chicken.

My wife is a compulsive stacker. Drove me crazy for years. That being said, every single waitress we have asked, says thank you very much. Most restaurants here are understaffed, and waitresses are always in a rush.

Never have understood this. You do not have time at home to make a good pot of coffee (takes what, 10 minutes? Start it as soon as you get up idiot!). But you will wait in line at Starbucks for 15 minutes for a crappy cup of s#*t?

Best instructions I ever read came with a bathroom sink faucet. Don’t remember the brand now, but it contained instructions that went something like this:

We really like this stuff.

Does she also have tips on having to wear horrible outfits?

Stranger things have happened.

Ah. Yes. I had forgotten that. Thanks

Ah. Yes. I had forgotten that. Thanks

Any reason you can’t use the free-file softwares? It’s free. Can’t beat that price. I’ve used TurboTax free for many years.

Any reason you can’t use the free-file softwares? It’s free. Can’t beat that price. I’ve used TurboTax free for many…

At our local Walmart, they took down the 20 items or less signs. These lanes don’t have belts, though. So I suspect that keeps most large shoppers out of them. Most 20 it less shoppers go through the self check out lanes now.

No. I don’t live in a city where this is a problem. I got the tip from an ex cop that gives security seminars. The other thing I learned from him, is always carry your wallet in your front pocket. It is much harder for a pick pocket to get it out of their. For extra safety, wrap a nice fat rubber band around it. Adds…