I had seen Dwayne play in the Big 12—is that the big 12 anymore?

He also went 0-3 against Pitt and 1-2 against Wake Forest. You gotta love it!

I bet all his tweets go viral.

My best guess is that he’s refering to her use of BleachBit to remove emails from her server, but since Trump is an expert at “the cyber,” he thought she was literally bleaching/acid washing them.

He won a Super Bowl with Dungy’s players against a team of his players.

Skinny.

Can we focus for just a second on the more important issue: is that one of those giant 10 lb burgers on the table behind him in the header image?

Salty, you know I think the world of you. But with all due respect, you are not qualified to be offering advice on bouncing. Neither are your bouncer friends. The only advice on bar behavior anyone should ever follow is Patrick Swayze’s in Road House:

Am an emergency medicine doctor. Removed garlic from vaginas on three occasions I can think of. The best is that two out of three of them were elephant garlic which 1. is hysterical to say outloud 2. as you would guess is quite a bit larger and more dramatic to remove a clove of and 3. IS NOT EVEN ACTUALLY GARLIC ITS…

He might be too good to be a bench player, but if he’s starting for you, your team probably has some issues.

Take this as you will, but I used to think he was the biggest spaz, too.

like Fernando Valenzuela.

It wasn’t until year 3 that Kobe really started to show, and not until year five that he became “Kobe,” but this is still hilarious.

I spent eighteen months or so working at a hostel near Durban in South Africa. One night we played trivial pursuit with some of the guests. There was a pair of German girls whose English was very limited, but they joined us anyways. To make things more fun, we were incredibly generous at interpreting their answers as…

Self Check-out/ express:

Regarding checking out at the grocery store:

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

I’ve mounted a TV before

Also, remember that when we take away rights, it’s done as a balance against community harm. So yes, we take away someone’s right to free speech when we lock them up (say, we don’t allow them unsupervised access to cell phones and the internet) because it’s balanced against the harm that they could cause otherwise.…

I’m not sure I understand either, but it sounds like she would buy a visa pre-paid card and then charge a tip for more than the amount on the card and then the restaurant ends up paying her for those tips, but they don’t get the money from the card when it’s later processed. So I think she was ripping off the…