I have to go back up and finish the article - but I have to imagine that getting the email from ProtonMailWendy and realizing you were dealing with an impersonater was an increadibly exciting moment as a reporter.

She has quite the “murder trial era” Phil Spector thing going on.

It's like he thinks hes not running for congress in an ultra liberal, ultra diverse part of New York.  What the fuck is his problem?

not everyone can eat their vanity, my dude

it’s low hanging fruit honestly. especially when non floridans pretend that their natives dont move down here to vote republican and die.

That gives Yelich eight dingers in six games against the Cardinals, and at this point he should be given a role in the team’s front office.

Because it opens the door to a truck load of MAGA hats, religious symbols and garb, Confederate flags and other regalia the school would rather avoid litigating.

You’re not Jewish. Neither am I. Try to make your vague charges of anti-Semitism more clear next time, proudboi. And maybe say “Jewish” instead of “Jew” if you really want to sell your bullshit, you fucking hick.

Why is there nobody behind her with a balloon?????

it isn’t that he did anything wrong, but it’s significant because it was Felton there is still a ton of animosity towards Felton in Portland because of his tenure here. He came in incredibly overweight and out of shape, led a team mutiny against Nate McMillian, denigrated the city while here and after he was traded,…

Holy shit, it’s the German novelization of the Bowie/Jagger Dancing in the Streets video.

A dodge like this
With a clean-shaved look’ll
Let your SS turn two
But it would have gone differently
For Dallas Keuchel

Burma-Shave

Not even remotely, come on. The gap between the best NHL team and even the worst NHL team, much less a fellow playoff team, is way fucking minuscule compared to the gap between a program like UVA and one like UMBC. This is silly.

“Despite Kellerman’s protestations prostatations...”

Rice is also a verb, meaning to force cooked food through small holes or a sieve (which breaks it into small rice shaped particles.) So, they just start calling it riced cauliflower. 

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

Going to start a dating site for people whos kink is watching Robert Kraft get tugged off. Thinking of calling it Kraft Singles

I wish more people would make arguments like this.  Insurance companies primary goal is to generate profit.  Nationalizing health care will take away the need to be profitable.  With the system now there is real incentive for insurance companies to be as useless as the law will allow, in the hopes that you will give…

I thought the rule was to not smile before Christmas.