When you’re right, you’re right. Opiate addiction is an individual, personal moral failing. Nothing more, nothing less. Good point!

Golf is okay and yesterday was cool. 

the Knicks were actively trying to get rid of him because he was too old and wasn’t talented enough to make the rotation.

That reminds me of the famous Rickey Henderson story of when he framed his first $1 million check and the A’s was like “Rick, we don’t have a record of you cashing the check.”

Meanwhile Matt Kuchar wishes no one would cash his cheques.

I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!

NPR reported that ICE had released “approximately 400 migrants near the Greyhound bus terminal with no apparent plan in place for the men, women and children” over the past few days. Those migrants were left “completely reliant on generous strangers who have been showing up in droves to distribute food, water and…

I’m not allowed to watch the masters at work, but I have been yelling GET IN THE HOLE at random times. It’s my plot to get the boss man to turn it on so at least he knows it’s coming

And all that would happen with his followers is they’d say it’s about goddamned time that we had a president who isn’t afraid to fuck his own daughter unlike that pantywaist liberal Obummr.

I like basketball

BRIAN KELLY: Geez Cierre! Killing a kid? How could you! What would make you do such a thing? 
CIERRE WOOD: [through tears] I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU! 

LET’S REMEMBER SOME GUYS: GEORGE W. BUSH DHS PRO SET EDITION

A lot of people don’t know they actually have to COOK the spices to release the flavor. I saw one woman whose house I went to for tacos, literally just sprinkle it on the meat AFTER it was cooked and mix it in. Blandest- powdery-tacos- ever.

That one is great, but the book Prehistory of the Far Side introduced me to the captions swaps between the Far Side and Dennis the Menace:

Since we’re talking favourites…

This one is mine:

Ah the Far Side! So damn funny!