Hasn’t been a problem since I bought my Hunky Bill Pierogi Maker back in the 80s

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

Charlottesville isn’t a perfect place, but the Nazis responsible for the violence, weren’t locals or even students - they were people who traveled in for the rally. The vast majority of the protestors that day traveled in from out of town, so please don’t put that on Charlottesville

To be fair the alt right crowd was not from Charlottesville. I've spent a lot of time there and the city itself is anything but alt right.

MICK Mulvaney.

Yes. I had a dentist who sold me one of the expensive night guards in the exact same circumstances you describe. She would also find a tooth that needed filling every checkup I went to. I ended up finding a new one when she started talking about doing a root canal. I had zero fillings until I was 31 years old. I went…

This shit is sometimes a scam by BIG DENTAL! My previous dentist told me I grind my teeth in my sleep and need a night guard. He even showed me evidence of where they were worn down from the grinding. I thought it was odd that my wife had never mentioned hearing it and I had never experienced any of the symptoms…

...so that would be a government that taxes its citizens a whole lot, then refuses to spend it on stuff that doesn’t help them and instead uses it to help the rich and the military?

That graphic got me curious about Bill Bergen. Only played 86 games per season for 11 years. He was a catcher, which probably made him valuable enough to last that long. Lifetime .170 hitter, but only struck out once every 7.2 at bats (compared to Davis’ 2.7) so he put the ball in play.  

I highly recommend an article Deadspin did last year:

It would be awesome if they went to the same prison, then joined different gangs and both worked their way to the top of said gangs. Then they have to fight it out for total jail boss supremacy, which ultimately leads to a shank knife fight in the court yard encircled by the rival said gangs, which at that point a…

this is pretty obvious, big-deal stuff... not mnutiae

Ah, but can you fuck it?

It’s dumb, but I can see why the compliance officer might worry. I mean, once Calipari hears about this, I wouldn’t be surprised if half his players got “engaged” and all his “uncles” and “cousins” start getting him “wedding presents” off his “registry.” I bet lots of coaches are kicking themselves for not thinking of…

EBONY AND IVORRRRRRRY 

Samaria Rice: Police shot my 12-year old son at point blank range.
Robert Kraft: Yes, I too was arrested for paying a woman at a massage parlor to jerk my dick. We are the same.

*Cue “Circle of Life”*

Could have been worse. You could have left off the last four words of your headline.

Well, here’s your problem. Why did nobody tell me the Packer’s president is just Mark Davis wearing a hat?

Many of them rallied at Madison Square Garden about it.

Ronda Rousey’s “intense scary face” is the most ridiculous thing in entertainment.  She looks like me struggling to do my own taxes.