Shh, don’t tell but I got an early copy...

I think what I really can’t stand about this whole thing is how disingenuous these people are being when they classify all “yelling” as the same, as if there’s no distinction between yelling and verbal abuse.

Two notes:

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

Arenas never put up 93 pts and 29 reb in a game, either.

In the psuedo-professional football system, Manziel based offenses are considered especially heinous.

Margin is low on restaurants. However, I still don’t get why some of these restaurants resist price hikes. There is this Ding Tai Feng place with ridiculously long lines at all time. It is not a new location. It has been there forever. I have eaten there a couple of times; the price is rather fair, especially given…

I have a game for you:

The problem here is that unlike say Amazon, Lyft and Uber don't have viable business models unless they can either skirt labor laws and/or drasitcally raise rates (to those similar to Taxis). 

Representative Ocasio-Cortez is right about this. There’s a calculus to impeachment proceedings that effectively means proceedings brought in an environment where conviction is absolutely not going to happen are solely performative—nothing more.

If what those supporting impeachment want is political theater for the…

Side note: It’ll be hilarious when Meghan McCain tearfully casts a vote for the man who won’t stop bagging on her dead father. 

the other big difference is turkey vultures will unleash massive spews from their mouth only in self-defense

The whole thing makes no sense. Why fly out of Sarasota instead of somewhere on the southeastern coast, why go to Syracuse in March, why have a one day workout out of town, etc, etc. The only explanation I can think of is that the people involved in planning this thing are all getting kickbacks.

i remember when i was in 7th grade and told my teacher i couldn’t decide what to do with my life/career. i told her it was between playing center for the blazers and crocodile wrestling. she told me that as long as i was careful and avoided stingrays, i should take up gator fighting.

A few years ago, I think I might have hit the all-time motherload of bad roommates. Or housemates, as it was in this case.

I had a roommate who transferred in for the spring semester of my junior year. My former roommate had to drop out and move home because her Mom got really sick, and there was no way the Office of Residence Life was going to let my very nice upper-classmen dorm room remain half empty.(These were the dorms that they…

So... let me tell you about Dave.

I once lived in a house with 4 other people. It was supposed to be 3, but the lady who was supposed to move out when I moved in...didn’t. The personnel involved:

I was a homeschooled kid, so I didn’t even realize that my freshman roommate was world-class weird.

Can’t believe I missed this the first time.