Definitely the best league finish since the 12-0-2 (America does W-L-T) Express tied the 13-1-0 Bruins for the Cave Spring 14U title in 1989, but lost on total wins. Greatest non-championship undefeated season ever!

I know I’m going to get crucified here, but I use TurboTax because it’s less than $100 (even with a small business), remembers all of my shit from prior years, and takes like 30 minutes start to finish each time. Since I stopped my small business, it’s like $30-40. That’s nothing. You can even deduct it if you can…

I’m going to disagree with the take that Zion needs the ball to be effective. He’s a generational defensive talent and a really good teammate (and fuck Duke).

I’ll have you know, kind sir, that the 2016 Virginia team actually went 2-10, and Jones threw five interceptions that year.

Yes, I have no doubt he truly believes that they personally threw the hard drives into a 60-gallon drum, poured acid (bleach) over them, then buried them somewhere in the their backyard. I hope he continues with this narrative.

Acid-washed jeans are back in style.  Coincidence?

Anytime you can take a guy #6 who went 0-3 against Virginia with 50.8% completion rate, 3 TD’s, and 9 interceptions, you pretty much have to do it.

This will be fantastic. I definitely want to see the guy who couldn’t get Pat Mahomes over .500 in college lead an NFL team with an eighth-generation gimmick offense and a 5-10 rookie QB. Who’s committing career suicide to be his defensive coordinator (oh look, it’s Vance Joseph!)?

I love everything about this, and just know, there are a lot of us out there like you. I graduated from a “Public Ivy”, did my thing for a few years, went to get my MBA, then 9/11 happened, and every company in the United States stopped hiring. For more than a decade, my best paying job was my summer internship.

The weirdest thing is that Vinnie was “The Microwave”, but was actually a horrible shooter, in general. Amazing offensive rebounder for his size.

Klay must be one of the extras in the background.

The Nets worked because of their supporting players. Allen, Davis (hilariously underrated), and Harris are rotation guys for any team in the NBA.

While true, he was an All Star year two, at 19. Garnett actually did it year one.

Oh man, I was looking for some Gimelstob stories from when he turned pro, and I came across this — the most magical of all quotes (also, interestingly from a 1996 NYT article):

My daughter killed a microwave by cooking nothing for 60 minutes when she meant to set the timer.

So...having seen this guy be taken seriously in an R+8 district, now are we OK with McCready giving back Ilhan Omar’s $2000?

I teach at the public school in our district that is most friendly to gay and trans students, but even we have issues at the lowest levels. I know of two of my seniors that won’t walk at graduation this year because they will have to go by their given name, even though it is district policy to call students (in the…

A little weird that they’re grouping these cases together because they seem to deal with three separate issues.

Yes, guys, you’re exactly right.

I really hope he pronounces it “Ooth-hoose”, but because he chose to live in Eastern Virginia (I too have lived there), he, or more likely his staff, has to correct people on a daily basis.