It’s been a while since my business school days, but I’m guessing it will go something like this:

Oh come on now, it can’t be any better than the Winston-Salem 250, which takes place in the parking lot of Wake Forest’s football stadium.

Holy crap, that’s not what that survey said at all.  Please never have a job dealing with statistics.

Ok, so let’s say you’re 9, it’s the late 80's, so you only listen to the radio and watch MTV when your parents aren’t there.

This is essentially it. It would be good if the district would work with the tribe to include them at a Senior Awards ceremony to make the regalia official, but that opens a lot of doors. They don’t seem to be doing that.

Oh wait, I didn’t actually read your comment completely...Utheizhen has to be where the Outhouse came from, but no idea why, other than when you’re living in Louisiana, they ain’t exactly gonna cotton to some German name, so they Cajunized it?

He was born in Louisiana, so I’m assuming the Outhouse is Cajun/French, which kind of makes it better.

All right, I’ll give the locals a point for a deeply held grudge, but hasn’t Felton’s career downfall since been enough?

How the fuck is Storm Duck beating Dr. Trentington Outhouse?

You already killed him on this, but the real UVa-UMBC number was something between 0.5% and 1% for a single game. People in the know knew we were overdue for this (maybe not 20-point win overdue, but overdue)

I’m going to go full cranky old man here, but what exactly did Felton do wrong there? He’s 34, guarding a 28 year old, stayed in front of him (kind of), and Lillard made a tough shot. That’s like every other play in the NBA. They pay Felton the veteran’s minimum or close to it to play 10-15 minutes/game as a backup.

I can’t stop looking at this.  He had a 1.33 WHIP and averaged less than 6 IP/start.  Just shut the fucking game down now.

That would be Kansas City Royals All-Star and AL league leader in wins Jason Vargas to you. Two seasons ago.

Come on Avenatti, if a Duke booster had paid Zion’s mom for a fake job, we would have seen her with the other parents “supporting her son” on TV every game, at home or the nine on the road the ACC insists they play every year, plus all the NY/Chicago “neutral” games, behind their bench, no matter how far away his…

I keep waiting for the survey of small businesses where they ask whether or not they enjoy negotiating healthcare plans for their employees.

Oh, Carlsberg, back when Americans thought a green bottle made it exotic.  Or, at least an idiotic college student with no concept of debt.

YES. That was one of the first things my first-year mentor told me. I disagree, but he just got Teacher of the Year at our school, so what do I know?

I literally can’t figure out if he’s an idiot or picking another fight with California.  He’s that random.

High five for the Democrat [sic] Party.  Once you start hearing it and seeing it, you see how insidious it is.

I think that’s literally how he calculated his $4 billion “brand value” on the Deutsche Bank Buffalo Bills loan applications.