I think a reasonable adult can very clearly surmise that, no, a fucking thong is not, in fact, a mask.

“Your rights end where mine begin. You don’t get to tell me how I conduct myself,” Jenne said”

Birthday party is for sure the best skull.

Hah. Me too. I was trying to get he Mjolnir Armory and wasn’t paying enough attention to the map location and scaled the tower instead and saw the skull up there. The Craig easter egg up there cracked me up too. I just wish the guitar was playable...

Thing is, the game is actually really good. And purchasing cosmetics is not required to be successful or have fun. So of course a really good/fun new release is being covered ad nauseum, particularly when its attached to the Halo franchise. Notice, however, that most places aren’t showering 343 with praise for selling…

Thats not really true. The Mjolnir Armories scattered around the Campaign map have unlockable armor pieces and colors/patterns. I’ve gotten a half dozen already and I’m maybe 2 hours into the campaign.

150 miles a day in and around Manhattan, the most densely populated and most congested locale in North America? Yea...no.

If said car is reported stolen, and it is indeed not a fraudulent claim, then WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK are you saying the owner is on the hook here? Thats beyond absurd and definitely not how this works.

Yup. I mean, could you imagine driving 720 miles a week in and around Manhattan and ALSO have a full time job in Congress?

44k miles per year IS, in fact, A LOT unless driving is your profession. He’s a Congressman so his job is not to drive all day long.

Driving 700+ miles a week in NYC traffic? That guy must literally drive 24/7.

Are they Audi-branded?

This is what I did too. Spent maybe an hour and a half on the first two levels up until you get The Weapon and you go up that shaft on the big platform (I think I stopped there).

I mean, the Midwest really does suck to drive through. Having driven Seattle->Ohio and Ohio->Vermont both directions multiple times, I can attest that they’re odd places to be in if you’re not accustomed to that particular breed of ‘Murican. And I haven’t done these drives since the early/mid Oughts, I can’t imagine…

He didn’t trade it in, he sold it to someone else and likely made back most of what he paid for it and then upgraded to the Performance trim to boot.

This reminds me of this total shitstain moron on my Audi forum who got a new bumper for his Atlas Grey A4. He was getting it painted to match and insisted that the guy repaint it multiple times because specifically where the bumper met the rear quarter panels didn’t match. They pictures visibly showed a tonal…

Oh trust me I’d LOVE a mini assistant. My 6-year old couldn’t care less about cars (other than informing me that my car is old and “you really need a new electric one, dad!”). My 2 year old might be into it but he’s still too young. He’d probably dump out trans fluid and start drawing with it on the ground, haha. Or…

Yup, exactly. In my case I wasn’t qualified for the extended warranty since for my model year (2008) they “fixed” the problem and thus I was excluded. But yea I figured they were going to do as little work as possible to kick the can down the road anyway so I just did it myself to save myself the hassle down the road.…

Agreed here with a few caveats:

re picture 2: How about people who buy nicer, somewhat newer cars without warranties and wrench themselves to keep running costs down and scratch the occasional DIY itch? Those of us who enjoy some wrenching here and there are not all masochists like David Tracy. My 2008 A4 has never seen the inside of a Service Bay…