I think you spelled Prius wrong...?

Try harder, troll.

The OP said this:

Are you implying discipline requires physical violence? Because it sounds like you’re implying that. Discipline through fear and violence is for weak, stupid people.

Of course Putin thinks gas powered cars are “better” he has enormous vested interests in Russian oil production.

Thats a helpful comparison (and useful education on GPS). I never really realized GPS is a one way thing.

Ahh, well looks like I seem to be the only one making gloriously faulty assumptions here. Learn something new everyday. Thanks for the education!

Damn, even using my own burn against me! Harsh.

every single smartphone on the market has built in GPS. Are you implying that a commercial GPS satellite can only track 1000 simultaneous devices? Seems like we really need millions of satellites then...

Man! Your average is only .3 mpg lower than mine, and I’ve got a Audi 2.0t engine in my wagon. Weaksauce...

Laughing all the way to the bank would imply that people actually bought Buicks in this decade. They haven’t.

I’m going to assume you don’t have children...

BOB strollers are the truth. Shitty umbrella strollers serve a purpose, but they’re not daily drivers...

My (perfectly coherent) little anecdote relates to the damn article; that sentence is tying together my anecdote with the article. It appears that you’re incapable of understanding context. I can’t really help you there...

So, intentionally running over and killing protesters with you car isn’t murder? Have you followed the news at any point in the past month? Or do you just post ignorant shit on Jalopnik for kicks?

You don’t reed gud, do you?

Well now you’re being intentionally dense so in the spirit of “nah, fuck it” I’m going to bow out of this conversation that is quickly going nowhere.

Leavenworth should just become its own independent state. Because we need it for the Leavenworth Drive every spring.

Well that sounds like a personal problem. Theres a particular context that is pretty much always implied when someone talks about “stringing someone up”. I didn’t think it needed to be spelled out. Maybe I was wrong...