so, luckily, we are now homogenizing to the point of being unrecognizable.

I’m not a fan of One (The MJ Cirque show); it felt overstuffed and overstaged with the usual issues of Cirque’s “Quebecois” sensibilities being even more noticeable given that it’s an iconic American artist being viewed through that lens (See also the now shuttered Elvis Cirque show) as well as the company’s apparent…

Luckily Mummenshanz fallen into the clutches of Big Circus !

“We take issues of this nature extremely seriously and have a zero-tolerance police for any professional misconduct,”

It’s absolutely from them, at the start of the chain. They control all digging permits for archaeological sites, and digging up artifacts is one of the few ways people can make money. They sell them on to a smuggler, giving ISIS their cut, and the smuggler gets them to Europe where they get sold on to dealers who…

I don’t see how they couldn’t deal with terrorists given where those artifacts came from.

They probably look at the Ten Commandments as more of a list of suggestions rather than requirements. Now birth control, on the other hand, must be stopped like Jesus said!

I would *really* like to know from whom the Hobby Lobby asswipes bought these artifacts. I have a sick feeling that the answer is ‘Daesh.’

Thou shall not steal motherfuckers. Which commandment is this one?

property law expert warning them at the time that many of them may have been seized illegally from historical sites in Iraq.

Like, if you were going to cast someone in an HR sexual harassment training video, this guy would be too on the nose. “No, not the cartoonishly awful looking guy, we want people to take this seriously.”

I don’t know how you can look at his sweaty, two tone, frizzy toupee and say this to me. I bet he calls up sex workers all the time and to ask for discounts and to talk about much he hates condoms.

Boy, it sure is a good thing we don’t have a gun problem in this country.

Oh, I’m sure they have them, but they probably think that chronic pain and mental illness really aren’t that serious and those suffering from them are ‘just being overdramatic’ or some such. They only really see sickness and disability when it’s unmistakable and visibly right in their face, and even then, they like to…

Right, like Republican voters are the epitome of health and nutrition and exercise. I mean they lost their shit when Michelle Obama wanted to teach kids about healthy eating.

If you accepted White, Blue-eyed Jeesssus into you heart, well...you’d be fine right now. Probably rich, too.

According to my licensed, practicing Registered Nurse mother, mental illness is not real. You are just weak and need to just work more so that you don’t have time to focus on being unhappy. I’m not bipolar either, I just haven’t acquired enough useless junk to distract me (or simply hoarded enough to fall on me and…

Problems in their world don’t exist until they are personally affected by them.

The US has no standing to talk shit to anyone else about human rights, because we routinely torture and falsely imprison our own citizens in hellish dungeons. No one truly knows how bad the prisons are without stepping foot into one.

Every state sharing a border with Alabama is home to at least one privately operated prison.