Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Word. I keep saying this. Fuckin getting up off the ground is for young people. And they can have it to, along with jumping and running, getting up sucks.

I thought it was a bit unfair to have the upskirt photo. But then I saw her fucking a trash barrel and realized she probably doesn’t mind.

That’s Pam from Archer. She uses an American accent for the show.

I believe they call it “rugby” down there.

I’ll never understand Australian horse racing.

Lady: I’d like to order 27 cheeseburgers

Pam Poovey? *sploosh*

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

What if I told you that the Major’s race doesn’t matter, because “she’s” a full body cyborg with a mysterious past, and we don’t even know what her real name, race, age, and gender even are.