this one is even better xD

We’re streaming Assassin’s Creed Origins. Join us in virtual Egypt as we play on the PS4. We’ll be avoiding spoilers and just showing the basics.

I....would have been extremely stupid.

He was saving his force points for later.

It’s the same reason why Darth Vader actually choked Captain Antillies on the Tantive IV in A New Hope and not just force choked him. Variety is the spice of life.

I always thought he used the Force to make the skull hit exactly where he needed it to.

K, this? THIS is the best pic for any story ever (except the original, of course). I’ve been laughing at my desk uncontrollably.

You folks out they who want to make movie reviews take note of this one.

Link wearing that horn on his face is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

I want that shit airbrushed on the side of a 1975 Chevy van.

“...something is sloshing around in the main characters’ heads isn’t directly referenced in the game itself.” Thought I clicked into a Madden game article there. 

Hillary Swank? Really? I mean, his form wasn’t that good, but OK...

As someone who works gov’t procurement contracts.... they all do this to one degree or another. Between absurd gov’t entities that allow crazy monopolistic practices and obvious drastic marking up of normal gear just to get the maximum profit out of the gov’t ($800 duffel bag? Sure, why not!?). Plus, the corruption…

Wow, if only the story said that!

Of course. It’s the airship from Final Fantasy VIII.

When did Steve get knees?

Tell me more about this musical car

nothing but respect for my president

Disney really did have to blow up the old EU when TFA was released or it would have had a half hour opening crawl to explain all the dumb shit that happened in the sequel novels.