“I believe the technical term for a fish with no eyes is a ‘fsh,’” conservation biologist David Shiffman told Gizmodo.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

Same. My two boys are wonderful. Don’t do it.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

Jared Kushner... isnt he the default fill for all positions now?

The mouse in the picture is soooo stoned! Look at how red its eyes are...

I had no idea Prey for the Gods would be out so soon. Always nice to see crowd funded projects make it!

I mean, I guess it stands but it’s not related to the content of the article at all.

Unicorn frappuccino doesn’t have coffee in it.

Would’ve led to a way different tone.

My favorite joke was giving my son some weed and calling the cops on him. That’ll teach that smart ass to not finish his vegetables

In the last minute, when the one guy started yelling “The fire! Put it into the fire!” all I could hear was

Another lesson: give kids their own accounts. Even if they’re five and only play a little bit every now and then, you’ll want to set up a wall between your saves and theirs. Plus, keeps them from accidentally loading up something M-rated.

I got you fam, someone I came across in the tower