Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

Datsun is how you end a fight quickly

It was a Rogue move Versa taking a different Pathfinder.

Ditto

My fitbit charge.

Well Blizzard let’s start allowing PC and consoles play together. (muhahahahaha)

Exactly. Console gamers for the win.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Hitler did some good stuff too, you know. For example, he killed Hitler.

nah

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

I’m getting sick of hear fucking libertarian white dudes and apathetic male hillary voters telling me to calm down. You calm down. When you can be forced to carry a child to term then you can tell me to shut up. go fuck yourselves!

Get the electorate to flip. It’s the only way. https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19?recruiter=549354458&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_facebook_responsive&utm_term=mob-sm-no_src-no_msg

No puppet.

Sure! I even have a crawlspace under my house. My parents harboured draft dodgers during the Vietnam war, so I’d be carrying on a family tradition of sorts.

What if I already live in Canada? Can I please stay here?

Your comfort is not worth my silence.

I got this pain a lot when I was younger. Now I always chew gum during takeoff and landing. Also, I exaggerate my chewing and force myself to yawn over and over. The key is to get that jaw moving as much as possible so it opens the Eustachian tubes.