Texan hating mexicans?? NO SHIT.

Nintendo denies Wii U ever existed

When you get caught moaning your ex’s name and have to think of a quick lie

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

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Did you just all lives matter me

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

ya

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

If women can breast feed in public, I can piss into a cup. Same fucking principle. You expel fluid into a waiting receptacle.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Rawr.

Oh fuck off.

Honestly, I thought that was more about how tiring it is to put a kid to bed. I barely feel human after that sometimes.