that’s not a bad idea!

that’s not a bad idea!

What if I’m creating a delicious venison stew?

What if I’m creating a delicious venison stew?

I feel like there should be a “guns for Miter saws” trade in going on. More people should focus on creating rather than destroying.

I feel like there should be a “guns for Miter saws” trade in going on. More people should focus on creating rather…

If it’s supposed to channel Dark Souls, it needs more rolling. Where’s the rolling? The guy’s not rolling off a cliff. He should do that after making a frantic silly gesture.

Oh hey! It’s my little home office! Thanks Alan ;)

Doing what I can. Let me know what else you’re waiting for and I’ll see what I can do.

This is post I have been waiting for. Thank you, Stephen.

All this needs is some Dorito fingerprints and it’s gold.

40% smaller? But that removes the benefit of the original in that you can easily use it to kill someone if they break into your house.

Boy, that sure sounds like a fun thing to buy right before they announce the more powerful Xbox One later this year.

Red team can go right to hell. I’ll vote for them if that’s how many dicks they can choke on.

This game looks stupid and I’m tired of hearing about it every other day. Fuck you and fuck this game.

Yes, you are living inside an alien’s snow globe.

Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.

I was going to give a reasoned response. I changed my mind. Fuck off dude. Seriously. Don’t go around belittling how other people feel because they are worried about their kids. It makes you look like an asshole.

Mostly I just say DVA ONLINE, because I really love her accent.