Assassin's Creed. Tomb Raider Anniversary. Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. Actually, in PoP, being wet even effects the grip of your feet on the walls, and this was last generation!

It's pretty tough for a game that doesn't exist to turn up a profit. Also, it's likely HL2 isn't making them much money now, considering it's been out for nine years, and everybody already owns a copy.

Maybe that's why HL3 is taking so long. The ante has been upped so high, that Valve is finding it difficult to create something that will withstand our expectations. Better to release nothing at all than face mass disappointment at the hands of fans.

Wouldn't be a bad idea, as I think Sleeping Dogs proves. I think a GTA game set in Sydney, Paris, or Moscow could be amazing.

I've noticed that, with two exceptions, the best and most fondly remembered Zelda games are the ones that changed things up dramatically, regardless of what fan's initial reactions would be.

Right here. Go crazy. http://lord.lordlegacy.com/

Your $60 is worth it for the single player alone.

He's talking about the website where we're all supposed to buy health insurance now.

I'm reminded of Dink Smallwood, pig farmer turned hero.

I upgrade when a game comes out that I want to play, but can't get very good frame rates out of it. Sometimes that means annually. Sometimes every other year or so.

I've always bought NVidia, since way back in 2003 when I bought an NVidia Geforce FX 5200 because of a game that refused to run without a shader model 2.0 card.

Jett Rocket II made my 5 year old son's day. I'm surprised to see Retro City Rampage coming out for the 3ds after all. It's the perfect platform for that game.

Hypothetically, where would you plug it it?

This. It would have tied in perfectly to Windows 8, almost like it was establishing a platform between XBox, Windows mobile, and PC. It would have especially made sense considering the XBone share the same tile interface as Windows 8.

Thing is, saying XB1 out loud isn't any shorter than saying XBox One. Simply calling it "The One" is stupid, like you're in a cult that worships the XBox One.

Is that a multimeter in your pocket, or are you just happy to scan me with your infrared sensor array?

My wife's got a thing for Jann Lee. Ever since DOA 2 and his ending cinematic.

I got super-hyped for Miner Wars 2081. I was expecting some kind of Descent/Freelancer/Red Faction space epic. What I got wasn't bad, but, well, it didn't really meet what I expected. It was all Red Faction is space, with very little of all that other promised stuff. It was all "Wars" and no "Miner", never mind…

Touche salesman.

This! This is not even funny, considering that there was a patent filing for exactly this functionality on the Kinect 2.