Honestly, I think we're not too far away from virtual classrooms. I'm not talking about lame browser-based online schooling. I'm talking about Virtual Classrooms, like a first-person MMO where you can look around and see your peers and your teacher. (Or their virtual equivalents at least.) Probably via something…

I didn't know there was an achievement for looking up Juliet's skirt. I probably would have gotten that achievement long ago, but when I play the game my wife's usually sitting there watching me play, so I focus on killing zombies instead of... other things.

My jaw hit the floor the first time I saw Homeworld 2. One glimpse and I knew this was the future. Of course, graphics technology advanced pretty rapidly after that, and the game was quickly surpassed with even nicer looking games, but that feeling still sticks with me.

It's Labor Day here in the state of Idaho, land of potatoes and lax gun laws. I have to work today. The terrorists have obviously won.

Oh good. I hadn't previously heard news that the game was coming to the West at all. Now I am excited.

I can see it now:

How does he transport that monster!? Surely he can't walk it everywhere. It looks too wide to just fit on a big flatbed trailer. Maybe it can be partially disassembled?

This is incredibly cool of these guys to actually agree to making these recordings.

Consoles is made of warm.

Wow, this looks great! Looks like it could be a good fit for some multiplayer 2d dogfighting too.

Ah, nosy neighbors who call the cops at every little thing. I once had the old woman who lives across the street call the cops because some friends and I were setting off legal fireworks and drinking Pepsi on the forth of July. Two patrol cars and a fire engine showed up. They poked our spent fireworks with their…

Okay, maybe they don't HATE Megaman, but he's not their favorite kid.

I can say from experience via the Society for Creative Anachronism that dual wielding melee weapons is actually very, very effective, especially when your opponent has only one weapon. You can parry with one hand, and strike with the other. Your opponent can parry, or strike, but never both.

Wyatt Fucking Earp.

I'm happy about this game, but you can tell he just really wants to make Megaman. Capcom has abandoned that IP.

Don't write them off entirely. The 3DS has proven to be a very sexy and capable piece of hardware. You can safely ignore the 2ds though, unless you're looking to save a buck.

"You know, to a certain extent, how they perform is going to come down to the clarity of their proposition, their execution," he said. "There are a lot of variables out there, and that's for my friends over at Microsoft and Sony to go figure out. My job is to drive Nintendo products and make sure we have a great…

If garbage men had a strong Internet presence where they could be subject to criticism behind a veil of anonymity, they too would receive death threats and such. People can be stupid if they think nobody knows it's them.

Recently started renting out a house. When I spoke to the landlord, he told me that he previously had "bad tenants". A single mom and a 12 year old boy.

Use chopsticks to eat food that stain your fingers orange.