Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

Burneko’s just pissed because he and Magary were going to make mythopoetic stew on the next Foodspin and now it will look like they’re copying.

Re: the headline “How High Was This Guy When He Saw Star Wars?”

This has me guinning from ear to ear...

People on the left are mostly afraid of things Trump has actually said, or things people Trump appears to be empowering by putting them into his administration have actually said.

If you’ve been pulled over for speeding that many times, then you are a worthless, reckless, selfish, idiotic piece of shit, and I hope you get the shit beat out of you next time.

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

Obviously Raptors can’t shoot with those tiny arms.