I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

So like, he puts on a sleeveless shirt specifically to eat lunch while wearing it?

If you need someone to tell you the NHL is starting, than you’re probably not much of a hockey fan, which is fine.

The man clearly did his homework. So many great and at times all-too-accurate references there. I would gladly have him as my brother.

Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society

Counterpoint: Team Europe has won ZERO Super Bowls.

Holy shit I love this guy. Why your team sucks Ryder Cup edition. See if Magary will counter!!!!!!!

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

As a Vikings fan, I’m secretly relieved that I can now give up hope before the season even begins. It’s like a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

“Grandpa, tell me again how you got injured and missed the Cubs’ first World Series championship in over 100 years?”

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.

“the man who was assaulted was not an employee of the Russian consulate, but was apparently impersonating one.”

...Why?!

Russia 1

@00:49 Walkwards backing.

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

My favorite Mark Mangino moment was the story in the KU newspaper after he got hired.