Wife poops in the master bathroom. I poop in the hall bathroom. Guests can poop downstairs. All parties are happier with this arrangement.

I always eyeroll at the hardware comments. Slapping a mini-TV and an wifi adaptor on a bike adds like $1,000.00 to the MRSP. I have a perfectly good bike (Schwinn IC3) thats great. Whenever I read somebody who wants the hardware, to me its just code for “I want a Peloton”.

I personally have tried cheaper bikes and just don’t like the hardware as much

This is just straight-up xenophobia. Do better.

He’s doing a barrel roll in a better place.

Less pretend Nazi shit than legit racism with "just jokes, don't censor me bro" plausible deniability. 

The only folks that “pretend” to be Nazis are nazis that try to play it off when they get called out for their shit

I’ve heard of “suicide by cop” before, but “suicide by Myles Garrett” is new to me.

The “Biden Rule:” brought to you by the same party that still tries to claim moral high ground by declaring they were the “anti-slavery / anti-segregation” party, despite their CURRENT agenda nowhere near reflective of those virtues.