1. Those shaky photos are gonna give somebody a seizure! Stop that!
2. “Impetus” not “impetuous” #corrections

Health problems....caused by constantly eating at Domino's?

She reminds me of someone I am close to, who is creative and talented, but has anxiety and depression issues, and anytime they let people down with inconsiderate behavior, it’s always the fault of extenuating circumstances, or couched in some new agey explanation of how they experience the world. Being special in your…

Ms. Hill has some pretty severe mental health issues, period. Look, anyone who says “I had to retreat to a place of safety” as an excuse for not paying income taxes for a decade has gone beyond just being an asshole and clearly is Not Right in the Head.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

There is nothing wrong with that sports report. I thought it was rather clever. Or at least as clever as a sports reporter in Chattanooga is going to get. And it was not disrespectful. He wasn’t making fun of Prince. And why fire the guy? What about a suspension? There’s more going on here than meets the eye.

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Yeah how dare some old bitch get mad at people calling her a whore and talking shit to her kids!

They have no prohibition against autopsies. Only blood transfusions. I've got relatives who are Witnesses and blood is their only issue.

In general, I don’t think Jehovah’s Witnesses are into the autopsy process.

I know there were pictures over a decade ago of him coming off of a plane on a mobility scooter. Supposedly, years of doing the splits in stilettos did a lot of damage to his hips and he was in need of some surgeries but refused because they would require transfusions.

I am in such distress over this that I am seriously considering leaving work early to go home and watch Purple Rain with a bottle of wine.

Bummer about the homophobia. I’m going to call this now: As a Jehova’s Witness, Prince would have refused blood transfusions and any medicine containing blood products (plasma, platelets). That might have killed him.

This is a sad, sad day for music and our culture. I am devastated, which is weird because I obviously didn’t know him. But, I did get to dance onstage with him at a show at Madison Square Garden once. He even took me by the hand and walked me to the front of the stage before handing me the mike to sing a line from…

He’ll start showing signs of compassion.

How will anyone tell if Rick Snyder develops a learning disability?

You’re just now coming to this conclusion?

Indeed, so why have we all read 6 jillion articles about Hillary’s likeability problem, and only 6 about Ted Cruz’s?

The problem is that you would marry the guy who trolled Ted Cruz. But you’d have to be married to the guy who wrote the last two Hangover movies.

MARRY ME, CRAIG