“Daddy, the top came off...”

That’s not Bigfoot.  That’s Darrell.

“You paid over $1,000 for a car?! CP.”

This one is tough to me. Very few people would really use the full merits of an SUV on a regular basis unless they were essentially a school bus. I know my family got plenty of use out of our old Durango when my brother and I were kids and we played hockey and had bags full of gear.

Barcodes are so 1984. What you’re wanting is RFID tags.