it wouldnt take me long to get got accustomed to a multi millionaire lifestyle

As a divorce lawyer, my eye is twitching at the idea of Johnny fucking Depp not having a prenup.

How is it cowardly? If he names individuals, he will get sued, or worse. He’s doing what he can with the platform that he has.

He has no right exposing the victims who confided in him. And by naming a perp, it is almost certain the victim(s) will be exposed.

Am I the only person who thinks she really exaggerates her stories or makes them up to seem more down to Earth? Like self-deprecating but totally dishonest?

it kills me some day you feel like a woman some day you don’t, its like some day you feel like peanut brittle, some day you feel like pumpkin.

I think we all know the most reasonable solution: separate restrooms for conservative men.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

Literally my dream scenario...

Look, the season 2/3 showrunner has to do SOMETHING with himself after completely immolating Sleepy Hollow, okay?

I MEAN. Did people somehow NOT get enough of that exact bullshit in the comments when this first happened? Perfect gif use on so many levels by the way.

Ok ok, I hear what you’re saying but I’ve got to be honest I give your insults a 4/10, and to be truthful I’m very disappointed in you, most ignorant bigots I’ve come into contact with can usually be more creative than that. I’ll give you another chance to prove your point because I’m sure you have plenty of time…

As a deeply reserved person—like, cork lined room levels of austere—if I have to choose between “rowdy bookclub at the next table on a wine train” and “rowdy bookclub humiliated and thrown off the train into the waiting arms of the cops” I will pick the former every time. I can tune out loud laughter. I can’t tune out…

I feel that way about a lot of articles. Sure, I’ve been known to engage a troll or two in my time, mostly when drunk, but we would all be better off not to engage.

I really like your use of coded racist words.

I THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT RAISED ON OUTDATED VALUES FROM A BYGONE ERA OF IGNORANCE. Oh sorry, I used words with multiple syllables, how’s this: The things you are typing are stupid.

Alright, ‘fess up: who brought the racist POS troll out of the grays?

So if you’re black:

Why are people such fucking monsters?