I hate this one. I don’t really need concealer so I just use my normal foundation and contour/highlight as usual (I’ve been using the chart they gave me in my theatre makeup class as a starter since I was 20, come at me) but everyone looks ridiculous the second the flash hits them.

Maybe it’s just my circle but teased hair is definitely coming back. Same with bright/alternative lipstick.

I did yesterday, but I was a Slytherin going to a Harry Potter themed party. What else was I supposed to do? In general I do not wear coloured eye shadow except sometimes I like lavender or plum and it rarely reads as a colour on me, just kind of mauvey.

But it’s not going in your EYES. It’s going in your eyebrows. Huge difference.*

She invited me to her BIRTHDAY PARTY I’m pretty sure we’re BFFs

Yeah we should see if Amazon Prime can giftwrap and overnight some fucks by Monday... my standard is an anthropologie monogram or inspirational mug with some tea in it but she doesn’t seem like a jasmine green kind of gal.

I have trich— the maybelline new york expert eyes brow pencil (it comes in a stubby pack of 2) is more of a reddish brown/auburn! I change my hair colours frequently so I own both the medium brown and the dark brown so my eyebrows can match. Someone got a little snippy recently because I posted a “No Makeup” photo…

Idk man, I’m still freaking out over what to give Hillary for her birthday

Alopecia or trichotillomania.

Ahh okay. I’ve gotten charcoal soap from Lush and a few other places under various names like “Black Magic” so it seemed a logical assumption

COCONUT OIL CANNOT BE USED WITH LATEX CONDOMS IT WILL BREAK DOWN THE CONDOM YOU WILL HAVE A BABY DO YOU WANT A BABY

Is black soap activated charcoal soap? If so I will second this because I use that when I’m in a show. I think it’s too harsh for all the time though.

My household stocks both tortilla chips and potato chips as well as salsa and a form of cream cheese dip like onion or something because we like both... you can’t really just say “chips” without specifying.

But he has food. He has water. He has clean litter. We are just happily sleeping and then CLAW UP THE NOSE

I get that you mean well, but like you say, you don’t know my specific situation and so telling me I will never be moved into management is extremely unhelpful and in fact, straight up untruthful.

Awww! My baby started the day by sticking a claw up my nostril at 5am. No reason, he’s JUST SATAN.

I find I don’t have to wash my hair as often when I use bar shampoo. I’m down to once a week with Lush shampoo, my favourite is Godiva but Lullaby is nice too. You can rinse through it if it gets smelly or you feel gross, but I have dry hair so it’s usually not a problem.

I keep facebook chat windows open on a regular basis and my laptop lives next to my bed. My cat sleeps with me at night and likes to rest his paw on the warm keyboard (he actually likes to try and pick the keys off because my old laptop had a different style keyboard, but HA you cannot do this anymore, Milo). I feel…

You sound like a non cat owner to me. My cat is Satanic.

My house is warm enough that unless it’s the morning or dead winter, it will be soft and lotiony (and occasionally straight up liquid) in texture, and I put it straight on my face, massage it into my eyelids with my fingers, and then wipe it off with a wash cloth (which segues into my face washing routine). When I am…