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88chumtheburner

I’ve been shaving with coconut oil for the past year. However, you have to be much more proactive about cleaning your razor if you use this method because your stubble and the oil form a gummy paste in the blades and make them unusable very quickly. But as long as you’re not allergic, coconut oil in bulk is cheaper

Yep, I was referring to Gilroy! I live a little ways away from there though, don't usually get out there unless I'm stopping on the way to the Bay Area since it's so conveniently located off 101. But the Outlets are so great! I love shopping there when I get a chance.

At least he's marginally supportive! My two retail jobs are in part to support my theatre habit (living contract to contract is not a super reliable way to make a living), though I genuinely love customer service and am damn good at what I do, and my dad tells me almost weekly it's time to "let it go" even as I win

For the same reason that my parents keep telling me I can just go out and "get a job" if I try, even as I work three. If you go to school you will be gifted a full-time job with benefits by the job fairy, regardless of actual talent, the job market, or what you majored in.

I also like limp bacon. But I am accepting of all bacon beliefs.

The good garlic fries have fried or baked garlic on them, not raw, so it's not as sharp or lasting a flavour.

It really depends on the church, I was raised in a very Fancy Church (tm) with heels and pearls and my friends all went to the Ripped Jeans, Coloured Hair Alternative Rock Music Church around the corner. So I don’t really think there’s a “wrong” way to dress for church any more than there’s a wrong way to dress, it’s

Some people's tap water does taste disgusting, though. I drink my tap water on the reg because it's fine, but in some more remote areas it's all sulfury and gross. If my tap water smelled like hard boiled eggs I would not touch it with a ten foot pole. And another friend I know has water that comes out lightly pink

I have been multiple times. I sang at several churches with my small women’s group. I also went as part of my choir tour. I never got to see Mount Rushmore, and I found the state pretty much the same as North Dakota. That is all.

I’ve literally never had Stealth Vomit but I know friends who suffer from it. I usually have 60-20 minutes lead time, with occasional false alarms. But I guess it’s better to jump up in the middle of the night and run to the bathroom for no good reason than to vomit in the middle of the night with no heads up at all.

This probably won’t surprise anyone who read about my worst public meltdown on Flynn and Rapunzel, but I was at an overnight special event in Disneyland over Halloween and had eaten some jenky chinese food earlier in the day (I remember thinking as I walked into Panda King To Go, “hmm, I wonder if this is a mistake”).

I've lost probably over $200 in reusable water bottles in the last 5 years or so. Plastic water bottles of the allegedly non reusable kind are much less of an investment (and they come with their own water!) and I will probably remember to refill it at least 5 or 6 times before I inevitably leave it under my seat at

I think I'm pretty, everyone tells me I'm pretty, but I have a deep-seated fear that I'm one of those people who thinks they're gorgeous and posts pictures of themselves all the time like "hashbrown flawless" "gurl you betta werk" in all seriousness and I actually have a horse chin, lazy eye, or something. And if you

I think for a little kid it’s easier to hear the word “surprise” than “accident”. You use “accident” for “I dropped your favourite toy and broke it all to pieces... on accident...” but “you were a surprise!” is just so much nicer to hear.

Nah, he's actually really good about no phones when he's with me, I'm definitely worse!

Oooooh yes current boy will update his instagram within MINUTES of my texting him. I will probably get a response... 6 or 7 hours later? Maybe?

When I was in middle school a friend of mine told me she couldn't talk on the phone with me because she had to wash her bird.

I like when mine goes off after I've already taken all my pills. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM, CLUE!

Yeah, I totally support IUDs, there are tons of reasons to use them, my friends all seem to love them, but if you kind of are skeeved out by the idea of something inside of you all the time and pills have been working just fine for thirteen years anyway why change NOW and you have six other pills you take every night

I really do get that different types of birth control work better for different people, and some people really love their IUDs, but I feel like constantly repeating that taking the pill is too complicated for teens to remember to do is not giving them enough credit. Maybe because I was on various daily medications