Except for everyone directing their vehemence straight at the model in the comments...

That is false. :)

A lot of local parks have a similar rule (actually simply "no adults unaccompanied by children") and I think it's the stupidest thing—obviously I've never had it enforced against myself because I am a midtwenties white girl, how could I possibly be a predator? but people should be able to go to a freaking park and eat…

Ooooh yes when I was younger I had Josefina's nightgown... I think because it was one of the cheaper options. I wore that long after it was inappropriately small.

The girl who taught me to do it is a model/actress so I imagine it's a fairly popular trick! Also, this is my most popular contribution to Jezebel, I'm pretty proud.

Hahahaha I can only imagine! My shoot when I learned this was in a fairly popular tourist attraction and I felt ridiculous, but it definitely worked!

Oh thank god! I'm so glad!

Because I just had to do something very similar for my headshots (and felt stupid as fuck the whole time, but the resulting images looked amazing), you have to consciously relax your whole jaw like you just had oral anesthesia, part your lips just slightly, take a deep breath, and then blow a tiny stream of air…

Whoa I feel incredibly honoured and so sad that we are in the greys so only you and I can see the splendour of this meme. Just know that I am saving it for future use.

I was all about "no early Christmas is fine! calm your tits people!" when I worked in a drive thru coffee shop where I controlled the tunes.

I think the "web of lies" one is pretty clever.

Rice milk tastes HORRIBLE in my opinion, but out of everything I've tried, I'm a fan of soy milk for everything so it may not be worth much. (almond milk makes me crampy, hazelnut milk doesn't seem to bake well, coconut milk tastes like coconuts and I just want something that tastes like milk!!)

Isn't ISIS an acronym anyway? People and dogs named Isis are usually named after the Egyptian goddess... who was like the patron saint (to anglocise her a little) of slaves and artists. Or that's what I remember from sixth grade. There was an STFU Parents article about how this kid named Isis' parents feel "judged"…

Sorry, SPOKE to you.

My point was actually that she can't speak for ANY thin women. Not being skinny. Actually.

A lot of us don't think we're fat. A lot of us get told we're anorexic and "so skinny eat a hamburger" and "all your health problems would go away if you would gain some weight" as an excuse to not look any further by our own medical physician so it would be great if a song writer wouldn't try to speak for us cuz it's…

I'm bringin' Verdi back...