Dag - dont even entertain this guy, he is a troll - your views on race and ethics are unimpeachable Michael - just know that - you have nothing to learn, only white people do

I would laugh at this shit if it wasn’t a slap in the goddamn face to addicts and their loved ones all throughout the world. I hope he fucking dies.

There better be multiple Ferguson cameos or I’m gonna be like “NAH-NAH-N-N-NAAHH”

Meanwhile, white identity extremists have been a danger to non-whites since the formation of America.

I wish I could say you were exaggerating about how bad it is, but I can’t.

“It will protect those children who science has proven can feel pain, and give them a chance to grow and live full and happy lives,”

Um...I’m an agnostic/atheistish kinda person and I think most religions sound a little nutty when you really think about what its followers believe (virgin birth, son of god being basically a zombie, etc.)...but the fact that she put Scientology in the list with those others is all the confirmation I need that she’s…

If white liberals ever wonder why minorities are so hard on their “allies” at times, this is the PERFECT example of why that is.

Hey- they held a prayer meeting and scheduled people in shifts to stand on the beach holding Bibles up to ward away the storm. What more could you possibly ask for?

Off topic, but what does the Deadspin office smell like? I say feet and farts.

It is so simple and real. She’s a mom who does stuff and this is the stuff she does. I adore that she is doing so well. Yay for Brit Brit.

Britney looks so great, guys. I’m weirdly so happy that she (seemingly) got the help she needed. I love a good mental health success story. Hopefully she is able to stay on a great path.

Jinx, owe me a beer! ;) I’ve been thinking that all DAY. I’d attributed these pesky thoughts to the fact that my tinfoil hat & matching tinfoil Hermes scarf are on too tight, but... gaah, in our current climate of paranoia, how can one NOT go there?? If this isn’t their Reichstag fire, then they’re planning something…

“They want you to stand for something, but once you do, and if you don’t do it perfectly, they’re ready to take you right down.”

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Okay. Here goes.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Croissants are overrated bread mistakes, and whenever I attempt to eat one with my java, 50% of it dissolves into microscopic crusty flakes that collect in my bra and give me CROISSANT RASH.

I’ll tell you who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma. My parents, Martha Stewart and William Shakespeare.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.