“Now that he is President of the United States and not directly aggressively attacking me, Donald Trump really isn’t that bad!”

What about all you dumbasses that spent the entire election cycle mocking Trump and his supporters rather than actually saying why people should vote for Hillary? And that includes the Hillary campaign itself. Liberals fucked this up bad. Hell, why the hell did we wind up with Hillary as a candidate? She’s fucking…

Really? Because my former boss and good friend is a Holocaust survivor who was successfully hidden with a Catholic family but his parents and siblings were all killed in Auschwitz. My boss rarely spoke of his past, but one time he gave me a copy of his parents’ arrest papers to look at. He didn’t say anything as he…

WARNING MILD BLACK MIRROR SPOILER

Honestly after that stupid fucking song he had out this year, I HATE HIM. Cant stop the feeling has got to the be the worse song ever. Not only did my zumba instructor play it the whole summer but now i hear it in the commercial for that troll movie. I kept thinking the line was “I got this feeling inside my balls”…

Holy hell, I got a mention! I feel famous. the sad part is that the people still breathing in my family are way scarier than the dead ones.

i want governing, not gifs.

Ode to Donald Trump. Sung to the tune of Tiny Dancer.

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

oh my GOD!

It needs a soundtrack

Oh shit, please take me by the pussy and fuck me up against that wall, the heat of your take is just sopping me right up.

i am vicariously squeeing upon reading. squee upon reading...was that a cooney flick?

“In the meantime, I’ve created these voodoo dolls that accurately represent the leadership of the company and the hiring committee that interviewed me. For now, they’re relaxing comfortably on my coffee table.”

I’m fine with it. Christians have been in control of the country for awhile now and have run it into the ground. Time to give demons a chance.

I love it so much I just had to quietly do it aloud in my cubicle, very softly clapping between each word and trying to stifle a laugh.

As a well-adjusted adult with bills and shit? of course not

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

So you’re against abortion, but you’re also against “takers”. You do realize the majority of people receiving welfare are children, right?

Shade for days