Who is going to be a dad?!

These are the people that should be deported, not the hardworking people doing jobs no one else wants.

Some people won't be happy until the Bible's the only book left in the library.

Jeter: "There's going to be a full moon tonight."

Guys, I'm going to start a lifestyle website called Squander and teach everyone how to take all of your potential, energy, ambition, and money and waste it by watching Designing Women reruns, eating Pringles, and buying expensive yoga clothes (read: loungewear) online. Fuck it.

The finger lakes in upstate New York have a ton of good wine spots, especially around Keuka Lake. Go in October when the leaves are changing. Really beautiful!

Early 2000s. No explanation necessary.

SERIOUSLY!? ERGHHHHHH....now where the hell am I supposed to get this printed up?!

and what a mother sees with her own eyes

Why not ban Tyler, he is always a prick. Zachary is always getting in trouble and Matthew is smug as fuck. Emily is a bitch and Zoe needs therapy, like yesterday.

Betcha wouldn't if she was a hot British chick.