Judging by your sense of humor it’s no surprise Jimmy Fallon and Dane Cook got their start in New England.

Tell me one thing about Common Core besides it’s name and that it’s bad....then you can start to criticize it.
I have yet to meet someone who complains loudly about it that has any idea what it even is.

They’re Republicans who, despite voting for only Republicans in every election, convince themselves they’re free-thinkers and not party stooges by calling themselves libertarians.
See also: “most independent”s

I intentionally went with ‘irregardless’. I associate ‘irregardless’ with New England, because it’s the only place I’ve lived (out of 5 American time zones) where I regularly heard this one unironically. So, I was calling y’all hypocrites. Say it with a Boston accent...it’s perfect.

Also, apparently literate and…

I’d settle for as accountable. And I’m not sure why taxpayers should expect “more accountable” for consistently well under fair market salary.

Unavoidable, awkward situations should be made as awkward as possible.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Gov’t job! He needs to either kill someone during work hours, gamble using state funds, or fuck a minor in the office to even get the ball rolling on dismissal.
Plus he’s ex-military, so he probably has even more leeway than the rest of us, because gov’t HR is more afraid of bad PR than Indy Jones is of snakes.

He left his Super Bowl Party to go golfing. Now, THAT’S Presidential!

And it’s all Joe Namath’s fault!

“Specifically, he claims, he doesn’t own a bathrobe.”

I shit you not. My co-worker, who took yesterday afternoon off to go see his son’s teams junior high wrestling match - a match he bitched all morning his son wouldn’t be allowed to wrestle in - is walking around already talking about this great speech about work ethic.

He gives a lot of “motivational” speeches about…

But non-Trump voters DO work on Saturdays (but only Saturdays), which is where those women (who shouldn’t be in the workplace in the first place) should have the day after the inauguration.

If Trump is not a racist, please describe what a racist looks like.

Ah, yes...The old “The only right way to protest is the way that makes me personally feel comfortable” argument.

When was he asked to move positions last year?
How does playing the position your manager and GM tell you to play being stubborn?
Did I miss a feud? Or are you making one up?

Ok. For funsies....I admit all of these terror events happened, and were under reported by the media.

False equivlance.