On the west coast we called that game “butts up”

In retrospect I am amazed that teachers let us play Asshole at recess (for those unaware Asshole was in Pennsylvania parlance, handball but if you screwed up you had to put your arms and head on the wall and one kid got to throw the tennis ball as hard as he could at you). That will be another reply for another NPoCP…

That article appears to say you need to shop around to find the best professional car buyer.

Yup. Pretty much every time someone says, “The gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage,” my immediate response is, “Nah. We heteros tossed that sanctity in the dumpster and set it on fire a long goddamn time ago. Let folks who aren’t afraid to commit have a go at it; they cannot possibly be worse at it than we are.”

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I did everything in my power to end up on a small boy when I was in.

Am engineer, can confirm, math checks out.

You are claiming that crude oil to gas pump is 87% efficient. You also claim that the average for all electricty sources is 40% efficient. You’re going to have to show your work on that.

The fact that you can mow down a hapless pedestrian who wasn’t prepared for a footlong cry for attention sticking out of a passing car’s wheel.

Or anyone with a pulse.

One of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

Oh, good. As I get older, I find myself turning to urban dictionary more and more as I try to figure out what the fuck people are saying. It’s depressing as I only just turned 40.

But you made the point perfectly:

E90 is best m3

I like the E36 M3. I even owned a ‘95 Avus Blue for 7 years, and I was sad to see it go.

No, they are terrible, horrible, no good, very bad cars.

The E46 M3 CLS was the best M3, possibly the best performance car BMW has built so far, and good luck getting one in good shape for less than $100,000.

5'9"? What is this, a Corvette for ANTS?

David, I love reading your articles, but I thank the good Lord above that you aren’t my neighbor. Or my tenant. ;)

Man, Verde Hydra looks so damn good with gold/bronze wheels.

This. The rolled fenders and premature clutch wear could might as well be a sign in the rear window that says “I think I’m cool as fuck, but really I just drive like an asshole and don’t know what I’m doing.”