This is how journalism dies—not with a bang, but with a Dave’s Double cheeseburger and a frosty.

Or, and I know this is wild, don’t let sponsors dictate your writing. I’m sure Amazon isn’t happy with a lot of the coverage that happens on GMG considering they advertise here, but thankfully sales and editorial here are separate like they should be.

Uh yeah, unless you’re fine with multimillion dollar corporations dictating the news to you.

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

Yeah but air pollution is just a liberal myth! To prove it, republicans should just go in their garages and inhale exhaust fumes for a while to prove once and for all that regulating air pollution is just a deep state conspiracy by Ellen Degeneres, Obama and Hillary done to funnel money to a pizza shop pedophile ring.

It’s my understanding that dogs for PTSD fall into somewhat of a gray area. They do perform tasks besides sitting and being comforting but aren’t always and maybe can’t it’s unclear to me be classified as service animals. Probably the designation of service animals needs to be updated.

Service animals have every right to be in the passenger area of a plane. A blind person can’t just have a drink or take a pill like any normal sane person. A soldier with ptsd that has an emotional support animal, yeah...exception.

If you can stop a kangaroo from being so... violent, I’d imagine they’d make a really efficient way of getting around. Those things are muscular. And scary. You’d probably need anti-nausea medication though.

The Ikara reminds me of Jar Jar Binks. Wonder if George Lucas has one?

Hm, I should define speeding in my mind as faster than the flow. If you’re doing like 150mph weaving in and out of traffic kinda thing because your civic is a #racecar

But the reality is that I’m a wrathful motherfucker and I absolutely live for this shit.

Then all it will be missing is a robot to scrub my ejaculate out of the Designo carpet.

Nope, I guess not.

Let’s get this out of the way: I hate Alabama as much as a moderately passionate sports fan can.

This is absolutely the stuff that dreams are made of, especially for a group of guys who started off doing small events. If you walk around the Lemons, Cha(u)mpCar or AER paddocks and ask anyone about this story and I bet a you’ll catch quite a few of them get a bit teary-eyed just thinking about the possibility of…

I think it design could pass as a new supercar even today.

This times 8787676567856789.

Can’t believed no one mentioned this baby.

Ok so not super super old but they came out over a decade ago. I think they will age very well, helped by scarcity.

4,700 lbs curb weight which is why it was slow as shit with that weeny 5.3L V8 when it was initially released. It ended up getting the 6.0L LS2 in its final two years of production with a healthy 100hp bump but no amount of power could fix the ugly.