Give him some credit. Rex Ryan is a man used to coping with de-feet.

(OVAL OFFICE DOOR FLIES OPEN.)

I mean I’m a creature of habit, so I can appreciate their consistency both in CL and EPL.

To be fair they did just make Pep Guardiola look like an idiot.

How the fuck do Real Madrid keep getting the weakest teams left? You seriously have to go back seven bracket stages to find them not playing one of the worst teams left, and that’s only because I don’t remember how good Athletico was in 2014

I was thinking the same of Hapoel Be’er Sheva at Bestikas. An Israeli team in an ever-increasingly-Islamist Turkey, at a stadium that had a terrorist bombing a few days ago? Seems like a brilliant idea.

I liked Seattle’s approach of never at any time attempting a shot on goal, it’s the same theory that got Homer Simpson through the Bum Boxing League for a title fight with Dreaderick Tatum.

You don’t have to check or hope anymore... you can assume 3 things every draw:

“Don’t get Bayern don’t get Bayern.”

I’m sure the atmosphere at the Osmanlispor-Olympiacos matches will be calm and safe!

Kotaku cross-post

Utd and Spurs both got favorable draws, and by favorable I mean west of the Rhine.

That Villarreal-Roma tie looks pretty appetizing. The rest is whatever, though.

And the annual tradition of Arsenal being knocked out in the Round of 16 will continue unmolested for a 7th straight year. God damn Gooners.

The solution is easy: just don’t play the Giants. New England learned this: not playing the Giants was the key to finally winning another Super Bowl.

“It’s not about to get easier. Dallas’s next two games are nationally televised matchups against the Buccaneers and Lions, both currently in the playoff picture.”

“...heroic feet ...”

So if Tony Romo happens to come back and Peyton Mannings himself a championship (let everyone else on the team win it, I guess we can call it Dilfering) does he get the congratulations that was given to Manning? Some sort of heroic feet from Romo?

#DaksoutforHarambe