The license plate on the Caddy sure is more interesting than the standard issue.

Those mother fuckers, gosh dang them to Heck! Thanks for the funny story!

The fact that headlights do not throw enough to the left enough is one reason I got a pair of Hella Foglights instead of driving lights. The Fogs throw to the sides more than the factory lights since I can see ahead of me fairly well.

Well our Scooby is pushing 281K miles and has the original engine as well as original tranny.

Thought you typed hella expensive so I started laughing a bunch then I saw hellish and stopped since it was not nearly as funny as I thought.

More common than you may think.

One can haul home a bathtub, crates of veggies, lumber, and a whole bunch of items in a Hatchback such as this. I just really like practicality which is something a Sedan lacks even if you install a trailer hitch.

I agree and I even happen to like the place.

I am in New York's Southern Tier which is about 2 hours from New York via airplane if you include the travel from Newark or JFK and all that other stuff.

Shoudy got low and hit the floor!

Well that is interesting I guess, but I do not care for the clear turn signals since that just means I have to buy orange bulbs instead. In all honesty we just buy Subarus because they are Subarus and do not bother will all the flashy stuff or the hippy bumper stickers. Besides, this Subaru of ours is 1-2 winters away…

My family's 1996 Legacy has a pair of airbags, but yet this one does not? Interesting, I guess there are more differences between European and Canada/United States vehicles than I realized.

Going to guess Mr. Eshel does not watch The Rescuers and other moves made by the same company.

Ahhh, haaaa, ha!

Here is a poorly transcribed joke from a 1970s Playboy.

There is. On my Plymouth the Air Bag and rear wiper are on the same fuse, but if you leave the rear wiper running too long the fuse will blow tripping the Air Bag light. I assume that since not all those minivans came with a rear wiper Chrysler just spliced some available wires to meet the demand for rear wipers.

No I would not be surprised. If I was stuck on a bunch of little islands and in the climate I would be drinking too.

Been to a demo derby and got dirt thrown in my face so kind of? Yea, I know what goes on with Rallies.

Yup, that is what New York law says, not that I would hit anyone, but a toot of the horn at Jay Walkers comes in handy.

I wonder if removing the fuse for the airbags is easy to do because that seems like a good idea right now. Well I have heard of Onstar being paged when someone pulled about a G in their vehicle, but never the airbags deploying. I assume that has got to leave your ears ringing and considering someone in the U.K died…