I’m pretty sure Hillary Clinton really exists; that might be enough.

If you’ve got nothing to hide and you’re not a pedophile then you have to nothing to fear of the unhinged lunatic in your place of business with a gun. The one dumb enough to be fooled by fake social media news (or crazy enough to want to believe it). He’s really a good guy doing the lord’s work. His bullets won’t…

If it only takes 1% to be true for punishment then all we have to do is prove at some point they ate pizza!

I hope the owner of Comet Ping Pong files defamation and libel suits galore against people knowingly spreading this shit, but especially Alex Jones and Michael O’Flynn.