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Every performance driveshaft company:

However much it took to break the car and get their name/video out there all over the internet.

I’d wager they fully expected to break the car, they just didn’t know what they were going to break.

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

The first to mod is the first to find the weak links.  I know this, you know this, everyone knows this.  That’s the way the world turns

Only 201 were produced, good luck!

I’m cool with my Tesla being built by a happy family in their home. I’m cool with the kids getting involved too. I’m so cool with it I want my Tesla to record how many child labor hours were involved so I can brag about it later.

First I thought this was another hairbrained Musk idea, like building cars in a tent, then I saw the byline.

No I’m pretty sure he was a James Bond villain

I mean, kinda explains the panel gaps, doesn’t it?

Auditioning for The Onion, are we?

hang on, one of those names doesn’t seem right. elon musk? you made that guy up, i’m sure of it

This is ridiculous enough to be an actual Musk tweet.

It’s T O R C H L O P N I K

Hey!  I have a tent in MY backyard... can I work for Tesla too? 

They should let them assemble batteries at home too. With all the work for EMTs right now the firefighters are probably feeling left out.

Elon showing his big brain status again. Short sell that, short sellers.

first thought was that this was an onion article. second thought was that this was a jason torchinsky article. :D

Even tougher when there’s no 401K to speak of, but you’ve got a nice installment plan going from your three-day ICU stay two years ago that’s on track to be paid off by 2024.