Pioneer anomaly. (Also see Newton’s 3rd law.)

Personally, I just exclaim the disease du jour. Lately it’s been, “ZIKA!!” Sometimes I slip back into, “EBOLA!!!” On occasion I go old skool with, “LEPER! OUTCAST! UNCLEAN!”, but only around friends.

I’ll take stupid, nonsensical, condescending, pretentious hipster advice like this over politics on Lifehacker. It’s close, but politics lose.

Bless you.

Gesundheit is dorky? Compared to what? Writing a screed about how you don’t want to be beholden to the more mundane and easy social conventions?

It’s even more stupid to be annoyed about it

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

Force everyone to give thanks to Pumplor the God of the Harvest and Lord of Orange.

I’m in.

Our dog hated baths and would try to hide or run outside when he realized we were gearing up for one until I started blow drying him afterward to dry him off. Once he got that in his head, once I’d tell him ‘time for a bath’ and turned on the faucet, he would actually go and wait by the tub while it filled up.

I’m not precisely the biggest fan of kids, but don’t you think smearing them on the wall is a little extreme?

Saw tonight a bunch of state AG’s are suing. I totally understand your point, but I think this might be different. 143 million mostly voting age consumers is a pretty big constituency to ignore. We’ll see.

cold brewer already sold out if anyone is wondering.

Oh, they can try to sell them here, but we don’t buy them. It’s why we fought that war. Tea, schmea, it was really about egg cups.

I don’t know about idiot proof, I managed to knock over an inverted Aeropress full of magma (well it was really just coffee grinds and boiling water) which spewed coffee slurry across half of my kitchen necessitating about thirty minutes of clean up, but for non idiots at least it definitely makes a decent cup.

I don’t know about idiot proof, I managed to knock over an inverted Aeropress full of magma (well it was really just…

This is the only toy I’ve ever bought my cat that she didn’t get tired of after a day. It’s a lifesaver.

NUBBIN!

Yeah but Android's been protecting users from nuclear annihilation forever. /s

I view tap and hold as the iPhone equivalent of duck and cover: if all else fails it could help (disclaimer: success during a nuclear blast cannot be guaranteed)