NO ONE BE FUNNY TOMORROW - PLEASE!

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

This strikes me as a choice that Ford may find regrettable when gas prices climb back up. But I’d assume that Ford has put much more thought into this decision than I have.

That’s semantics, and I would argue that you’re in the vast minority saying “it doesn’t have a frame”. A unibody frame has the body integrated with the frame, and some cars even have sub-frames.

$18k for a totaled Aston, what’s next $10k for a malaise era GM product?

When people do not pace themselves appropriately entering the freeway from an exit ramp to make a smooth merge into traffic without disrupting the traffic that already has the right of way.

When people swing out the opposite way to make a turn. You aren’t towing a trailer, and you’re coming into my lane. Fuck off.

The early 00's weren’t a high water mark for interior design. Pretty much everyone was doing that silver plastic thing. Hell Nissan hung onto that style for way too long.

I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of the 2030 Dodge Super Devil Twin Drag Pack™. That’s when they finally bite the bullet and switch to nitromethane, bump it up to a quad twincharger setup(per engine), and add in the second engine for a combined total of 17,458hp. Get the optional Hell’s Alley kit to upgrade all 4 tires…

True story. All red painted cars try to kill me. They will intentionally drive under a train, fly into 747 or have ignition shut off while you are making a u turn on a very busy road.

Open-wheel racing is full of dumb aristocrats who think that just because they can buy a car, they can drive that car.

i love napping :)

‘People know how loans work’

The entire US adaption was written by ONE person and voiced by about 3. It’s fun, but it’s bad.

I’ll be honest, I got that from MCM.

42k miles and needed a valve cover gasket? Yikes

I have never understood Jalopnik’s fascination with this guy. There is nothing here to shake me from my belief that 99.999% of all Youtube “stars” are complete and total douches.

Huh. I feel like “me too - Acura” sums them up in so many ways.

They sure don’t build ‘em like they used to. Remember when cars were made of steel and patriotism, could be fixed with nothing more than a flathead screwdriver and sheer force of will, and would drive multiple dozens of miles with just a valve job, carburetor tune-up, distributor adjustment, chassis lube, fan belt…

Good guy cop, idiot kid