No Dr. Z? How can you say no to this mustache?

Test track dashcam footage:

as if millions of hellcat owners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

Obvious answer is obvious.

Hellcat pop-up ads are killing Jalopnik (and probably all the other Kinja sites). I’m sure that I’m not alone in being totally frustrated with the disruptive nature of doing ads this way. It ruins the whole Jalopnik experience for me. Yes, pay the bills but don’t do it in such a totally dickish way. If this continues,…

Yes.

Ive seen Rick Perry a number of times throughout the years as recently as a couple weeks ago - no amount of glasses can make that asshole smarter.

#corrections

COTD!

And with the right British car, you don’t even need to push a button!

1st gear. GM and FCA merger would be conveninet for the NHTSA since they would only have to call congressional hearings to discuss recalls, or rather lack thereof, for one company, not two.

Bruh

Forgetting to get your boner down once you leave the track. And then do something like this. Makes people hate the track and try to get it shut down. Forgetting to properly inflate your tires.

How did this not make it? If Bond is a super hero, so are the TMNTs.

Seriously, I could see Acura disappear like Oldsmobile and no one would care. I know I wouldn’t. Rebadge the NSX as a Honda (which honestly, that’s where it should be) and let Acura fade off into the dust. Next, let Lexus, Lincoln, and Infiniti go. I don’t see what they do for any of the corporations. Unless they…

Are there any homoligation requirements? While I love the potential of looney 4wd econoboxes tearing it up in the dirt, I'd love to see the manufacturers forced to produce at least a small number of units with the matching driveline. Maybe not the specific gear box, but turbocharged 4wd using a center dif.

In honor of nostalgia...

Ahem, who’s the bitch now?