Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Really great points in this article. It reminds me of a Maya Angelou quote that so perfectly sums things up in one sentence.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

But Woody never tackled celebrity with this kind of lightness, and he also never came up with an astounding/disgusting joke about cum-stained sheets.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Minus the alleged assault, this is basically every meal with my family.

go fuck yourself.

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

There is an enormous Filipino population in Norcal.

Assholes is a strong word, ill-informed is a better term. Cities in the north don't shutdown over two inches of snow because you're used to it. Just like when it floods down here in the South, our cities don't shutdown, we're used to it but cities in the North do shutdown. It's about weather patterns you're used to…

@S_T_R he's absolutely right - at least to some degree. To dismiss this argument out of hand is very narrow-minded of you. Yes, sure, some drivers on the road are assholes, but that's true no matter what state you live in. In this case, though, a large proportion of the problems are due to unpreparedness (they didn't…

Really? I used to put "bomb in the White House" type stuff in my e-mail headers just for fun.

Will Muschamp is reportedly coming back for 2014 total offensive yards in 2014.

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

The Eagles' defense also did their best impression of a Papa John's pizza, by being cobbled together from unwanted parts and disappointing everyone involved

Fiver is a character from Watership Down. Nobody else commented and I am physically incapable of refraining from making the correction.

If your piss is viscous, it's time to see a doctor.

I have a friend who married a Japanese woman years ago. One day he came to work one day stunned. You could see that his mind was just bent on something all day. Finally, I asked him what was wrong. He simply replied "...I went to bed last night and my wife was beautiful, and this morning, she is ugly...I mean, she…

Tebow celebrated by overthrowing himself a party.